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Dear Favorite Internet Friend,
I don’t know you… Talking to people on the internet scares me because you might a fat balding forty year old wacko from Pensylvania with a PH-D is horribleness. This is not a real applicable letter. I apologize.
Love Bailey
Dear Jesse Alexander,
I don’t really think of us as exes even though you were the most intense relationship I have ever been in. That goes to show how attached I get to people. I know you probably were frustrated with me with my lack of affection and caring demeanor but I can honestly say I did care about you in some way. I know it wasn’t love, but atleast I didn’t hate to spend time with you. And now, you are one of the most comforting people to talk to. I know you feel like your in a slump right now because of the no job and being at home without college thing, but I know you will turn into a great tech teacher and wow everyone with future Jesse. I love you very much as a person and have great respect for you. I miss when we use to hang out and chill and watch disney movies. My favorite memory of you is probably not of you…but of your bed. I loved taking naps in it. Yes, that sounds interesting to people that don’t know what is going on, but we do, so that is all that matters. I hope we remain friends for a long time and I wish everybit of luck to Taylor and you because i know you make each other happy and are seriously one of the cutest couples ever. I wish you well dear friend, and I love you. I am not very good at being an ex, I’ve decided, since I am friends with most of mine, but I think that is part of the reason why we weren’t a good couple. We are just too good of platonic friends.
Love, Bailey
Dear Cute Boy,
I saw that you were about to talk to me today, and I am sorry my sister dragged me away. She didn’t realize that you might have been my future husband! I am just kidding, but it would have been nice to meet you . I know noone…
Love, A Stranger To You